BICYCLE, IN MY OPINION
city bike : errr…
road bike : too pretentious
MTB/XC/AM : over-engineered
DH/FR/FC : is that a motorcycle ?
BMX : way out of my league
trial/DJ : really ?
folding bike : love it
retro/vintage bike : cool, but not now
single speed (freewheel) : so so
single speed (fixed-gear) : multi orgasm
